Many intelligent Christians have been left unaware of the importance of certain Mosaic Laws.
(Idaho State Senate)
What would Scott's Mom say during his childhood?
Answer: State Senator C. Scott Grow
Bless you all,
My Goal: to save a soul.
Warning: Don't eat any swine, or a mouse or a vole,
You may also save your soul.
(Iowa House Reps)
Well, er, ummm, it's a large structure at Niagara Falls, and er, Myrtle Beach.
Answer: Sky Wheel ----- Skyler Wheeler
Bless you all,
My Goal: to save a soul.
Warning: Don't eat any swine, or a mouse or a vole,
You may also save your soul.
(Illinois House Reps)
Heard at newspaper office; "Hold the Presses!, JUST IN! _____________!".
Answer: Justin Slaughter
Bless you all,
My Goal: to save a soul.
Warning: We all have insurance on our house and car. Eating clean meats is the protection we give our Heavenly soul in case the Dietary Laws still apply.
YOU PROTECT YOUR CAR, WHY DON'T YOU PROTECT YOUR SOUL?
(Former Mayor of East Coast City)
What is the best way to remove posterior boils?
Answer: Lance Bottoms; Keisha Lance Bottoms
Bless you all,
My Goal: to save a soul.
Warning: We all have insurance on our house and car. Eating clean meats is the protection we give our Heavenly soul in case the Dietary Laws still apply.
YOU PROTECT YOUR CAR, WHY DON'T YOU PROTECT YOUR SOUL?
(Pennsylvania House Reps)
What do you call the tattletale at the fast food restaurant?
Answer: Wendy Fink
Bless you all,
My Goal: to save a soul.
Warning: We all have insurance on our house and car. Eating clean meats is the protection we give our Heavenly soul in case the Dietary Laws still apply.
YOU PROTECT YOUR CAR, WHY DON'T YOU PROTECT YOUR SOUL?
(Illinois House Reps)
What is a type of roof with a lot of red-breasted birds?
Answer: Robyn Gabel
Bless you all,
My Goal: to save a soul.
Warning: We all have insurance on our house and car. Eating clean meats is the protection we give our Heavenly soul in case the Dietary Laws still apply.
YOU PROTECT YOUR CAR, WHY DON'T YOU PROTECT YOUR SOUL?
(Louisiana State Senate)
What was the name of the first wide-mouthed fish in the Garden of Eden?
Answer: Adam Bass
Bless you all,
My Goal: to save a soul.
Warning: We all have insurance on our house and car. Eating clean meats is the protection we give our Heavenly soul in case the Dietary Laws still apply.
YOU PROTECT YOUR CAR, WHY DON'T YOU PROTECT YOUR SOUL?
(Colorado State Senate)
Who you gonna call to dig up a grave?
Answer: Tony Exum
Bless you all,
My Goal: to save a soul.
Warning: Don't be the Devil's wimp: Put down those nasty shrimp!
(Louisiana House Reps)
What do you call the exercise where you go down on your knees and then stand up?
Answer: Kneel, Riser .... Neil Riser
Bless you all,
My Goal: to save one soul
Warning: Matthew 7:13-14
The gate is wide that leads to destruction, narrow is the way that leads to life, and few will find it.
(Florida House Reps)
What do you get when the Karate Kid practices with toothpaste?
Answer: Plaque off, Plaque on. Scott Plakon
Bless you all,
My Goal: to save one soul
Warning: Matthew 7:13-14
The gate is wide that leads to destruction, narrow is the way that leads to life, and few will find it.